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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

What is cold? Winter

I had sex. Just kidding.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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