Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

Knock, knock. *answers door*

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Women.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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