Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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