- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

i can't stand cripple jokes

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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