- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

Toaster

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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