why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Land Rovers

cancer

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

WNBA

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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