A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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Women's rights

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Wanna here a good joke?

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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