I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

Do you believe this will change?

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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