yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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shauns beautiful

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Your mom.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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