- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

rose are red violets should be purple

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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