Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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