whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Black People.

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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