How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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The WNBA

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

vagina, hehehehehehehe

Fox News.

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

WNBA

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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