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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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