GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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Spinabifita

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Ms. Smoot's class

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Comedy.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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