- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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