What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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