Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

What is smelly and sticky A poo

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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