why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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cancer

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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knock knock come in

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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