Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

im not as random as you think I- Potato

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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