Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

bitches be crafty.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Knock Knock! Come in.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Gianni

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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