- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

A walrus walks into a bar

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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