An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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poop is very very yummy.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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