- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Well educated black man.

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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