what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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