- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

This is not a joke.

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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