- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

() () () () () () () ------ __________ yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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