- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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