Why is pi? Because circles.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

What is Worse than the holocaust?

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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