Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Bloody kids ...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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