- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

obama leadership

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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