- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

Woman.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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