- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

knock knock whose there? my penis.

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

wood cant chuck wood

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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