- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

You are Nerochan right?

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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