- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

1 + 1 = 3

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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