whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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my friend is gay hes gay

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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4-4-2

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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