- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

terry stockton is straight

Hey, look under there! Under what?

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

I'm banging your sister.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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