Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Do you believe this will change?

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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? I hate niiggers ?

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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hi to the world fromthe world

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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Drunk irish man

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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