- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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