Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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hey guys what's up?

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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Cleveland winning something

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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A seal walks into a club.

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Stop being a centipede

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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