Jerry.

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all these jokes suck ass

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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