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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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I hate blackniggers

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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