Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

what do you watch ? a tv

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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