Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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kevin kim

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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What is White over Black? Society.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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