Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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