- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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