- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

knock knock come in

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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