- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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