- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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