*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

elliot forsythe is a paedo

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

Badgers are cool

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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