- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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