Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Take off your shoes.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Neither does he.

Once upon a cross

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

Your social life

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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