- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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