i like turtals and kids

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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WNBA

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Penis

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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Samantha

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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