- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

Women's rights

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

This is an anti-joke.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Knock knock --Come in.

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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