Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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Fiats

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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whoa there

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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