I just painted my nails. I have braces.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Melbourne Football Club.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

roses are black violets are black im blind

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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