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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

Obama

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

i like turtals and kids

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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