Chinese drivers.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

thumb_up thumb_down +31

5

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

thumb_up thumb_down +29

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

thumb_up thumb_down +27

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

learn the ropes?

thumb_up thumb_down +27

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

thumb_up thumb_down +27

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops