- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Life is an elephant, get married.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

An English man walks into a pub.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Why? Because!

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Penal Dysfunction

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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