- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

What is cold? Winter

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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