A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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your father died

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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