whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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