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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Penis.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Two english guys meet at work

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

whats a willy? -brock

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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