A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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