- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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