Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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women's rights.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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