That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Ken wins!

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

what's brown and sticky? A stick

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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