Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

Womens rights

Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

guess what? chicken butt.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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