- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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