You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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Iggy Azalea

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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