- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

A pedophile walks into a daycare

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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