- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

Chinese drivers.

Their, they're, there You're, your

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

U ALL LIAK DIK

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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