- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Mitt Romney penis

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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