What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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