- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Maturity is a virtue.

Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

guess what? chicken butt.

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

penis hehehehe

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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